I looked in the mirror today and I think my hair is going away
No it never ever, ever, ever went grey, it just got burnt on a sunny day
Yeah, I tried all the creams, and I tried to get lice
Not having hair is not very nice
Tried to get a job, but they said "No! First you have to grow some hair bro."
I cry myself to sleep, thinking "why did this happen to me?"
Now my hair's all gone, as you can see, now I'm no longer me
All my hair is gone, all my hair is gone
No it didn't seem to take very long
You know it all fell out, there's no reason to pout
But now my hair is gone, all my hair is gone
I saw Trevor in his sleep, and I didn't make a peep
but I saw his bald head, and when he woke up, here's what he said,
"Sometimes life can change in a day, and all you get is pain and dismay from a look in the mirror, and you wish and you pray for a brand new toupee."
Well, Trevor is bald and there's no going back.
When you're young and bald, your life's off track.
At night I dream of what it's like to have a head full of hair, it feels so right
Not this scalp on my head that's so cold
I don't have cancer, I'm just getting old
It's gone all my hair is gone, all my hair is gone
No it didn't seem to take very long
You know it all fell out, there's no reason to pout
But now my hair is gone, all my hair is gone
It's gone, gone away, won't come back on a sunny day
I don't know what to do, but my hair is gone, and I blame you
Tonight I won't cry, tonight I won't sleep
I'm gonna get my hair back, I'm gonna shave off a sheep
I'll put it on my head, that's all I can do
Well, all my hair is gone, and I blame you