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Feel It Out

by The Hot Food Department

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1.
Fax Me 02:35
Don’t want your long distance calls I don’t want that at all I want your lovin’ on my dial tone I want you to fax me at home Fax me, Fax me, Take a chance and fax me Fax me, Fax me, Take a chance and fax me Don’t want your stupid texts Those things just make a mess Don’t dial me on your smart-ass phone Please just fax me at home I just need you to fax me, girl That would really change my world I see your paper gettin’ printed out Come on’ girl let’s fax it out Don’t want your pay phone calls I’m not a fan of that at all When you kiss me, hear the dial up tone Please just fax me at home Fax me at work and fax me in the shower Fax me even if you don’t even have power Fax me on an airplane, and fax me at the ball game I need you to fax me! I need you to fax me! Fax me your love, and I’ll receive it through the phone line and print it out on paper
2.
There’s nothing like a day when nothing goes right And the thoughts keep you up in the middle of the night And the dog on the corner, barks so loud And your daddy goes insane from hearing that sound And your momma's cookin’ eggs that smell so bad Man it’s a day like this that just makes you mad It’s a day like this, just a day like this Well it’s a day like this, just a day like this Sometimes we all just (all just) smell like piss Well it’s a day like this, just a day like this There’s nothing like a day when nothing seems right And you and your cat get in a huge fight And you woke up too early for school again And kids on the bus are real shit heads And the cute girls don’t even notice you And you trip and fall on your untied shoe There's nothing like a day when nothing feels right And the string goes snap on your brand new kite And you go to your room, and its full of wasps And your very favorite socks are totally lost And your lunch sucks nuts, and you crawl in a ball And you can't go to sleep 'cause your dad didn't call
3.
Makin’ love to you is so easy and fun I can do it, I’m the best, I’m the number one I can make your body sweat with the touch of my thumb I can make your legs shake to the beat of my drum Climb into my car, let’s go for a drive It’s a really nice car, got my hands on your thighs And we’re going so fast that I can’t see the road But that’s really okay, got your lips on my own We’re the Renaissance Men And we’re here to say we like to sing songs in a very big way Playin' lots of tunes and we're playing 'em right Gonna keep you dancing all through the night Come on take a dive, take a dip in my pool Yeah we gotta keep it hot, but we gotta stay cool Makin’ lots of moves and I’m making em’ right Girl you claw me up when I turn out the light We're the honky-tonk gang and we're from down south We like to eat grits, we eat 'em with our mouth You're a pretty girl, you're a Georgia Peach We should settle down, I can massage your feet We're the very best boys And we’re makin’ love to you Got you climbin’ up the walls, and we know you like it too You’re a hot momma, and we’re really into you We’re the very best boys And we bid you adieu
4.
1-800-GOLD-RANGER It's too many numbers it cannot be called 1-800-GOLD-RANGER Don't dial him he's a very busy man (Oh Yeah) 1-800-GOLD-RANGER Be prepared to wait there's a transmission delay in space (Oh Yeah) 1-800-465-3726-437 "Hello? Oh my God, Gold Ranger I'm in trouble!" You've reached the offices of Gold Ranger Please leave your name and number and we will attempt to get back to you "Oh no!" 1-800-GOLD-RANGER It's too many numbers it cannot be called 1-800-GOLD-RANGER Don't call too much he's only one man Watch out danger He's a 14 karat ranger 14 karat, ranger
5.
Is there something that you'd like to know? I tell you science is the way to go (Oh yeah!) Set up a control and figure it out You'll learn what the world's all about What's in the ocean and why do I get sick? Science can tell you how you exist A Bunsen burner and a beaker or two To understand science, that's what we all must do Science experiment Science experiment Science experiment Science experiment Science experiment Science experiment Science experiment Science experiment Some foods are poison but some foods are sweet Learning and science can be really neat Some bugs are living and some bugs are dead Knowledge is power, it can go to your head
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Piano Island 03:03
There's a place by the sea It's where I'd like to be Piano island, come sailin' Oh baby can't you see? It's where I'd like to be Piano island, come sailin' When I was young, my dad spun a tale A place of pianos, of piano legend Now that he's gone away, I'm going to go away To a real sweet place, piano island I get up off my boat Goin' up the stairs Now I'm in the house There's a piano Big and black, dark and massive Over 80 keys and I'm gonna press em' Press em' hard, make some great jingles It's just like magic, the magic that tingles This is the greatest gift in the world! Look at this piano, it's huge! And there's another one! And five more over there! It's piano island! I never thought it was real! I don't know how to feel, I love you dad! There's a place by the sea It's where I'd like to be Piano island, come sailin' Oh baby can't you see? It's where I'd like to be Piano island, come sailin' Piano island, I'd like to go there Nobody's been there I sure do hope it is real...
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I looked in the mirror today and I think my hair is going away No it never ever, ever, ever went grey, it just got burnt on a sunny day Yeah, I tried all the creams, and I tried to get lice Not having hair is not very nice Tried to get a job, but they said "No! First you have to grow some hair bro." I cry myself to sleep, thinking "why did this happen to me?" Now my hair's all gone, as you can see, now I'm no longer me All my hair is gone, all my hair is gone No it didn't seem to take very long You know it all fell out, there's no reason to pout But now my hair is gone, all my hair is gone I saw Trevor in his sleep, and I didn't make a peep but I saw his bald head, and when he woke up, here's what he said, "Sometimes life can change in a day, and all you get is pain and dismay from a look in the mirror, and you wish and you pray for a brand new toupee." Well, Trevor is bald and there's no going back. When you're young and bald, your life's off track. At night I dream of what it's like to have a head full of hair, it feels so right Not this scalp on my head that's so cold I don't have cancer, I'm just getting old It's gone all my hair is gone, all my hair is gone No it didn't seem to take very long You know it all fell out, there's no reason to pout But now my hair is gone, all my hair is gone It's gone, gone away, won't come back on a sunny day I don't know what to do, but my hair is gone, and I blame you Tonight I won't cry, tonight I won't sleep I'm gonna get my hair back, I'm gonna shave off a sheep I'll put it on my head, that's all I can do Well, all my hair is gone, and I blame you
8.
Returning home from his flight afar, a hunger consumes the Count. He searches the halls far and wide but it seems that his luck has run out. “Where are my coupons?” the count proclaims as he searches the kitchen drawers. “Where are the savings?” the Butler inquires, “they couldn’t have gotten far.” “I don’t know! God help us! For Subway is closing soon!” “Oh that’s okay! The coupons no matter, I’ve got five dollars for you.” “Get in your bus and I’ll get in mine,” the Count said as he wept. Never knowing what time had passed, now all his luck has run out! The Return of Count Yogurt! Will you be there? As they race around the mountain, the Count takes a turn too fast. He’s lost control and down he goes. This crash on the mountain is bad. “Oh sweet lord Jesus!” the Count declares, as he tumbles and begins to fall. “Wait sir, don’t leave!” the Butler calls out, “You’re going to crash the car!” “I’m in the car! I’m going to die! Please someone get me out!” “Sorry sir, I’m coming! Try to use your brakes, you seem to out of control!” The Butler and the Count meet up in the middle, as the Butler begins to fall. He screams and cries, and with a tumble, the Count sucks his blood! The Return of Count Yogurt! Will you be there? “What’s this?” the Count proclaims, as he searches the Butler’s drawers. “Oh my five dollar sub of course,” the Butler weeps, as he silently passes away. The Count makes a great escape, and does his famous trick. He shatters and turns into bees! The castle is empty, the Butler is drained, and everything’s aflame! We’ll never know what happened on that fateful day, when the Count, the Count, the Count flew away!
9.
Renaissance Men and we're here to stay The Renaissance Men, we're not going away Renaissance Men living on our own And I don't want to cry no more The Renaissance Men dwelling in the sewer The Renaissance Men bleeding on a skewer The Renaissance Men living in the yard And I don't want to hurt no more Bless me tender, bless me sweet Take me in and rub my feet I love you more than life itself And I don't want that pain no more Where were you when the bombs fell down? The bombs were so big Everyone, everywhere knew what they did They lit the fuse, what's the use? Get out of town They flipped the switch, they had an itch to blow the bombs down Well, Obama's got his finger in the cookie jar No matter where you are, stand where you are You know you are the best, yeah, yes you are It's got a top speed of twenty- far It's called a car, and we're driving real far If you put on your breaks - you stop America yeah My god, what have we done to ourselves? My dad, he has constructed this hell We are trapped like rats in a mouse-trap And my gods, they all ran away

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released January 27, 2017

Daniel Rauch – Lead Vocals, Additional Lyrics on ‘All My Hair is Gone’ & ‘Where Were You’

Eric Osborne – Backing Vocals, Additional Lead Vocals on ‘Piano Island, ‘All My Hair is Gone’ & ‘The Return of Count Yogurt’, Additional Lyrics on ‘All My Hair is Gone’ & ‘Where Were You’

Trevor Cochran – Lyrics, Music & Instrumentation, Additional Lead Vocals on ‘The Return of Count Yogurt’, Mixing & Mastering

Jacob Dunckel – Lead Guitar on ‘Fax Me’ & ‘Where Were You’

Drench R. Frenchdip – Drums & Additional Percussion

Gus Pewe & Tommy Colangelo – Lyrics on ‘Piano Island’, ‘All My Hair is Gone’ & ‘Where Were You’.

Tommy Colangelo – Music on ‘Piano Island’ & ‘Where Were You’

Recorded July to November 2016
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